Hoochie Mumma is the perfect charter boat for a relaxed day out on the beautiful harbour. With a large upper deck area for soaking up the sun, as well as a comfortable downstairs area, this boat with its ample space, also has a BBQ, and BYO facilities for up to 45 guests.
The Hoochie Mama boat is suitable for a wide range of casual events including bucks party cruises, hens nights, or just swimming and relaxing with friends. It has a large swim platform, a BBQ and separate male and female bathrooms, and is available bareboat or catered – you can have the crew cook a delicious BBQ for you or bring your own food for a very cost effective party cruise on the harbour.
Cocktail Dining – 45 passengers
Buffet Dining – 45 passengers
COVID Safe – 35 passengers
Perfect for snorkelling & swimming
IPod Compatible Sound System
2 toilets, shower
Tea/Coffee/Soup making facilities
On board DVD player & monitor – $150 surcharge for use
Eskies on board
STANDARD CHARTER RATES
January – December
4-hour charter $1,980
Additional hours: $495 per hour
BYO Food – $75 surcharge applies
Includes rubbish removal and BBQ usage
BYO – crockery, cutlery, glassware and ice
Substantial food must be supplied for all guests.
BYO Drinks only (vessel not licensed)
Wait Staff (optional) – $50 per staff per hour
Transfers (one hour) – $1,100
Generator hire if required – $160
No option for BYO Generator
Wharf fees apply – $40 per visit
Bond – $2,000
Paid on payment of invoice and refunded after charter and confirmation of no damage
CHRISTMAS PARTY SPECIAL
- $495 per hour + wharf fees and BYO fee
- BBQ pack for $30 a head
- Christmas promotional offer includes dips, crackers, chips and Christmas themed plates and napkins
Note: Public Holidays incur a 20% surcharge on the total charter fee
SPECIAL HARBOUR EVENTS
Boxing Day & Australia Day
5-hour charter $,2970
Additional hours: $594 per hour
Wharf fees – $48 per visit
BYO Charters fee – $90
Rubbish removal and BBQ usage
BYO: All crockery, cutlery, glassware and ice
Public holiday surcharge of 20% applies for catering
Wait Staff – $60 per staff per hour
(optional for BYO)
NEW YEARS EVE
New Year’s Eve 2022
BYO Package $19,900
Up to 35 passengers
Embark and disembark at a choice of wharves
Sausage Sizzle – $15 per person
Includes the following:
Fresh bread rolls
BBQ Pack – $30 per person
Includes the following:
Honey soy chicken kebabs
Rocket, parmesan and pinenut salad
Fresh bread rolls
We have a range of team-building activities, entertainment and theming options to give your cruise that extra WOW and keep your guests talking long after the event:
DJ – Creating just the right atmosphere with the right music is what your professional cruise DJ does best. They are expert at helping with the formalities, organizing activities, even playing just the right songs for every moment, or you can even choose your own before the cruise. And remember, you can always bring your favourite songs on CD or IPod, that you want your DJ to play. Karaoke/ DJ options also available.
Jukebox Hire – The perfect solution for functions where you don’t need a mobile DJ Choose from thousands of songs carefully compiled in to easy select categories or play your own. Enjoy brilliant digital fidelity and just like a nightclub, every Jukebox comes with special effect dancing lighting
Karaoke/ Jukebox– Grab the mike and get the guests involved with a wide range of popular backing tracks and the lyrics displayed full screen. Every Karaoke/Jukebox comes with two high quality mikes that can be used for speeches and Karaoke.
Live Music – The right style of music an make an event. We work with a number of highly experienced performing artists offering an extensive repertoire of music and styles: Jazz, Classical, Rock & Roll, Pop, Retro, Dance, Modern, Easy Listening, Latin, Reggae, Soca, Calypso, Soul.
Brazilian Dance Show – This exciting show is colourful, dynamic and highly energetic, with an international line-up of acclaimed dancers. The costumes are glamorous and in the best tradition of Brazilian carnival audience participation is welcomed, which ensures a memorable event for your guests. Features of the show include as selection of the following: Samba, Lambada, Capoeira, Afro-Brazilian, Salsa, Mambo, Batucada drums and Carnival parade.
Laser Clay Shooting – This popular team-building and client networking activity is a variation on the traditional sport of Clay Pigeon Shooting using with laser equipment that can detect hits on specially modified reflective ‘floating’ clays. Teams enter a play off with the winner of each team entering a final elimination round. Trophies are awarded the best shooters. Duration 1-2 hours depending on group size.
Floating Casino – No luxury boat is complete without is own James Bond, Monte Carlo or Wild West style cruising casino, run with professional croupiers and chips and play money (even with your company logo if you want). Hold your own competition, you may even discover some card sharks in the organisation. Games available include Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, and more.
Close Up Magic – Roaming magic is mind-boggling magic entertainment just inches from your face and a great ice-breaker for any style of event.
A close up magician with cunning sleight of hand will and astonish even your most cynical guests and draw guests into conversation and have them talking about your event long after they disembark.
Murder Mystery – Dying for a great team-building activity, then a “Who dun it” Murder Mystery could provide the right clues solve your problem. This is a fun activity gets everyone involved.
We’ll take care of everything as we provide a detective to conduct the investigation, theme and prizes
Mastermind Trivia – A mastermind trivia cruise is a relaxing and fun team-building or networking activity. Run by an experienced host, the mastermind quiz runs for approximately two hours and includes some interactive games, audio round and other novelty questions such as Who am I?. The quiz can also be tailored with some questions relating workplace or business goals.
Clairvoyance – A professional clairvoyant adds magic to any party. After all, no-one can resist the opportunity to have their fortune told. On-board, your guests will be enthralled by a broad range of psychic readings from tarot to tea leaves, clairvoyance to crystal ball.
Caricaturist – Put your guests in the picture at your next event with a Caricaturist/Entertainer – great the “ice breaker”, no matter what the occasion – be it Corporate or Social. Our caricaturist brings loads of energy and humour to any event, as well give your staff or guests something to remember; a souvenir of the occasion that they can take home and remember for a long time afterwards. Weddings, Anniversaries, 21st Birthdays, Christmas parties, etc.
Pamper Package – Complementing the relaxing cruise environment on-board your luxury yacht, staff and clients can really unwind with a short relaxing seated massage. This 15 minute relaxation massage focuses on areas such as back, neck, scalp & shoulder. Guest remain fully clothed – What better way to pamper staff and clients
CONTACT US to get a quote for your cruise with an entertainment or team-building package: 02 8315 2838
This is an all weather vessel. The charter would only be cancelled in the event of very extreme weather conditions, such as a cyclone.
It is fairly uncommon for passengers to suffer from seasickness on a harbour cruise. Should the water become choppy due to windy conditions, the skipper will cruise the more sheltered areas of the harbour. However, if a passenger does become unwell for any reason, we can arrange for them to disembark at the nearest wharf or by water taxi.
Our chef can accommodate most dietary requirements. However in extreme cases we recommend passengers arrange their own catering.
CRUISING WITH CHILDREN
Children of any age are permitted on-board with parental supervision.
CRUISING WHILST PREGNANT
There are no restrictions with regards to a Sydney harbour cruise whilst pregnant. Just ensure you notify the chef of any dietary requirements.
Please refer to our full terms and conditions.
We do offer BYO catering on some vessels. Charges may apply. Please ask us to quote on suitable vessels for your event.